If it weren't for the fact that all of us are slightly abnormal, there wouldn't be any point in giving each person a separate name. Ugo Betti

Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Al Capp

Acting, is not a profession for adults. Laurence Olivier

Seventy-five per cent of being successful as an actor is pure luck. The rest is just endurance. Gene Hackman

Actors and burglars work better at night. Sir Cedric Hardwicke

Human creatures have a mervellous power of adapting themselves to necessity. George Gissing

Adults - Are obsolete children. Dr Seuss

Adventure - Is the result of poor planning.. Col. Blashford-Snell

No-one wants advice - only corroboration. John Steinbeck

America - Is Got's Crucible, the Great Melting-Pot. Israel Zangwill

Antique, is something that's been useless so long it's still in good condition. Franklin P. Jones

Archaeologist - Is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. Dale Carnegie

Armour - is the kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor was a blacksmith. Ambrose Bierce

Assassination - Is the extreme form of censorship. George Bernard Shaw

The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and doesn't know who to thank. Wendy Ward

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from? Denis Norden

Most people are such fools that it really is no compliment to say that a man is above average. Somerset Maugham

A Bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies for instance. John Ruskin

The number one book of the ages was written by a committee, and it was called "The Bible". Anon

The bigger they come, the harder they fall. Robert Fitzsimmons

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: "His sins were scarlet, but his books were read". Hilaire Belloc

Bore... is a fellow who talks when you wish him to listen. Ambrose Bierce

There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear. John Wainwright

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law. Martin Luther King

If I'd known how old I was going to be, I'd have taken better care of myself. Adolf Zukor

Celebrity... is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

When a child is grown up, it's time the parents learned to stand on their own feet. Francis Hope

Cinema - Is the most beautiful fraud in the world. Jean-Luc Godard

Comedy - Is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov

Comment - Is free, but facts are sacred. C.P. Scott

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. Somerset Maugham

Courtesy - Is not dead. It has merely taken refuge in Great Britain. George Duhamel

Customer - is always right. Anon

Cynic - Is a man who knows the price of everithing and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde

I'm not afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when happens. Woody Allen

Keep a diary and one day it will keep you. Mae West

Die, My dear doctor? That's the last thing I shall do. Lord Palmerston

Dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings

But I, being poor, have only my dreams. Anon

Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet. Rudyard Kipling

Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. B.F. Skinner

I had and have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. Noel Coward

Do not fear when your enemies criticize you. Beware when they applaud. Anon

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms anorderly queue of one. George Mikes

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. Ginger Roger